- Age / Gender:
- 25, Male
- Los Angeles, CA
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I have FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH ! I'm so happy.
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First Thing I Would Do In Office:
Practice evil laugh (scroll to bottom for why).
Free emergency healthcare for everyone except:
-Mmembers of KKK
-Other hate groups
Small stuff like colds or bruises will still be paid for. Abortions for teenagers , special document required.
Get EVERYONE out of Iraq, Afghanistan and anywhere else they might be. Just to be safe, nuke 'em both.
Stop the Japanese killing whales for "research". After nuking, turn Iraq and Afghanistan into the world's biggest solar plant (which will be visible from space). Stop all imports of fur, oil. Sell all the ones we have. Make it a crime not to recycle.
Get rid of all illegal immigrants, put 15ft high steel wall between us/them. Nuke China just because they have more people than us. Nuke anyone that annoys us for nuking China. Demand favours be paid back in cash.
Make this the Presidential website. Advertise NG on TV, radio, internet, taxis. Create official internet propaganda department. Make ebay free so there's no point in trying to scam people. Post all government secrets on white house website (except launch codes for our nukes) so the people who leak things to the Washington Post can actually do their jobs for once.
Other Things I Would Do:
-Laugh evilly as countries fight for China's land.
-Get US a 51st state just for fun. Post suggestions in the link.
-Legalize lesbian marriages but not gay.
-Take over any country that can't defend itself against us.
Last Thing I Would Do:
NUKE THE WORLD!!!